Do you have any interest in fantasy-ass fantasy by a true pervert and genuine sicko? Because it’s the final days of Virgo season, baby, so now is my time of power. Offer respect and support by buying a copy of my awesome new book, Rondo of the Precipice! It’s a dramatic dark fantasy, set in an alternate history where magick is real and the Roman Empire isn’t. It’s one-third a story of war and moral compromise, one-third a story of duty and star-crossed sapphic love, and one-third a haunting transgender horror at sea.

Rondo has got everything you need. It’s got dungeons (though mostly just for fucking). It’s got dragons (that allegorically stand in for the billionaire class). It’s got a horny sapphic bard, a pansexual pirate wizard, and a scary, sexy lady with horns and murderous intent. It’s got an ancient, monstrous patriarch god from before the Dawn of Time, and the name-lost granddaughter trying to prevent his revival. It’s got terrible things happening to good people, and it’s got those good people crashing out in response. 

Check it out, and you’ll find the book that favs have described as “thrilling,” “hot,” and “fucked up, in a good way.”