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PIZZA FACE YOU FUCK

wow im solving an alternate reality game!

Oh, okay then. Still the game is amazign

Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject!

*BAD TOO THE BONE MUSIC*

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GM Super Mario Bros.

-Play as Mario and other Paisanos.

-Defeat King Kooper and save The Mushroom Kingdom.

-Or if you're bored as FUCK just get yourself a gun!

-Or if you wanna be trippy, smoke some weed.

-Also no secret warp places, you cheater.

Click the UP button too do the GAGNAM STYLE!!!11!!1

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Can somebody tell me what are the PC controls for this game?
(I only found out that J is for JUMP, while K is for ATTACK. But I don't know how too move, If this needs a CONTROLLER too move, then I'm deleting this amazing game and I'm just watching Infinite Mario 64 while I suffer that I will never be able too play this ever again. I'm poor so I cannot buy a controller.)

Amazing, absolutely amazing. These games are great. My favorite games are definitely: POPEYE (Panorama Screen & Tabletop Series), DONKEY KONG (Multiscreen Series), ASTERIX (Ludotronic), SUPER MARIO BROS. (Crystal Screen Series & New Wide Screen Series).

Continue doing this, your work is amazing!!!

Since today isn't Monday, I'm gonna play this masterpiece!

(Btw the 3d retrofab is sickkkk)

rip pissy massballcorks, you will be my favorite thing ever :(

(But fr why did this amazing game cancel? 😭)

Deltarune 97:

APROOVED BY LASAGNA

💀💀💀💀

It's simple too win this game, you have only 2 rules:

SPANISH

or

VANISH

I'm sorry Jon, i was just, so hungry.

What the fu-

Dude, this is so COOL!

Just, cannot believe that you actually made this! Pac-Man look so cool at the pictures, and the backround is so freaking awesome! I just love arcade games, they are interesting and better then the new ones! Plus Pac-Man was the first mascot ever! I din't play this yet, but i bet it's going too be cool!

How to be a perfect employee:

Step 1: Get a job at "Vile Buffet"

Step 2: Be a night gaurd.

Step 3: See a creature that it's familiar too a dead meme.

Step 4: IT IS THE TROLLGE.

Step 5: He is inside you're shelter. SUICIDE IS THE ONLY OPTION.

July/5th/2000 "The Trollge" Incident

DEAD MEME:

Trollface, Also known as Trollge.

Is the main antagonist of this game known as just. Trollge.

You're only goal is too survive.

But if you fail too lure the entity away. Shoot it. or...

SUICIDE IS THE ONLY OPTION.

PAC-MAN:

-Just eat

-thats all

PISS TOWEL:

-You play as this dumbass called Pissino.

-You need to beat PISS TOWEL.

-Thats all.

Down in ohio,swag like ohio

Pakku,pakku,pakku,pakku,pakku,pakku

The game is perfect.