Nice game whalebot, I was confused how to beat it until I found an overpowered strategy. All you have to do is break the cracked pillar with 3 hits, the one next to a cracked wall, then break open the wall with 5 hits and crank that Soulja boy. Then, and thanks enyx for helping me find out about this btw, constantly splash cold water in your face.
p.s. Hero arrives at level 5 if anyone else was wondering.