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It has been exactly 26 minutes since my last comment and I am here to announce I am Jason's number 1 hater. The boss rounds clap my asscheeks like Hitler did the Jews. It feels exactly like getting cheated on with Sarah from the bakery down the street. You blink and suddenly your husband is balls deep into some wap but this time it's you getting absolutely rammed with pixels. This has fueled my hatred and I no longer wish to die so I guess this is a great game from one point of view so 10/10. Jason, I'm going to peg you for this. Much love, your honey. 

This game literally saved my life. My husband has been cheating on me with Sarah from the bakery down the street for the past 6 months and I've been severely depressed because I have to take care of my 5 children alone, they're barely 8 month old kittens and need motherly affection, and he won't help me at all. Then I found this game and I feel like my life has been brighter. Yes, I died like probably 93274 times but it's okay because I like to pretend like that's real life and it feels like I'm finally achieving my dream of killing myself one day. Anyway, fuck you Sarah from the bakery down the street. She should play this game so she can also die inside <3 Good Job, Jason