Welp, I feel old. T_T Calling the 90s "retro". Agh, fuck, this is the way of things.
Edit: I'm not even through the prologue and this is already some top-tier, good shit.
Edit Edit: It was, indeed, good shit.
I must submit one complaint -- the ending. Why have an ending? Why not forever lesbian vampires? This whole thing where people stop writing is so overdone. I mean, how many times have you gotten to the end of a delicious piece of written work and there's no more of it. So unoriginal. But Forever Lesbian Vampires? Original. No one has done it. Just saying.
(The insanity of present-day Internet requires me to clarify that I'm being hyperbolic. This was great and I'm so happy to discover that you've already made more.)