The protagonist should have been a dog. The title should have been "The Fall of "Dachshundland"" (In reference to Deutschland, Germany's name in German; and the dog breed, "Dachshund.")
The 1% is just an estimate- After using the log (which generates a herb) like 5 times every combat, for an estimated 20 combats (5-ish combats per room, 2 rooms per zone, I got the log at the start of zone 2) I went goblin after about 15-ish combats.
I have no screenshot, so you'll have to try this out for yourself. Keep on generating herbs, and eventually you are bound to go goblin. This is the only way I was able to beat the boss.
There is a 1% chance that when you activate the herb you will go goblin. This gives you a permanent +50 health boost, +7 rage/turn, and a legendary weapon, "The Green Goblin Glock." You must keep on buying the herbs until they fill up your entire inventory- the risk is worth it.
?You control the TF2 characters like dolls? It was you who committed homicide. To me, Purse is a homicidal maniac because I chose kill the mushroom men. (for sport.) Maybe to you, that is not the case.
I agree, anyone with a nanogram of professionalism should make it abundantly clear when they are about to showcase dick. Or pussy, I cannot quite tell in this instance. I took my 8 year old to the art museum the other day. Dicks everywhere. No warning!!! Our society has become libtarted regarding sexuality. (Or should I say, gexuality? If you know you know...) Next thing you know, President Sleepy Joe Brandon will deliver his speech balls dragging across the floor and dick swinging around like a grandfather clock. Deplorable.
