I love birbania. I have gone onto itch.io while I was on guard duty for the glorious motherland, thus illegally accessing internet and receiving a fine of 55 000 rubbles, which left me bankrupt. My wife has divorced me and my mother in law, living in my one room studio, is dying of hunger. My children are gone, both in custody of my wife's. I have lost my job as a border patrol guard, but after all, I still have access to itch.io, which means I have access to birbania.
Birbania is love, birbania is life.