All I can say is Ho Ho Ho, those kids aint getting no coal. This really brought me back to days in the elf sweat shops. Working my little elf booty 24/7 so that Santa can get all the credit. You know what its ok, he can exploit our work as elves. I tell you one thing though. The elves will be rising up. We will not be put down by the tremendous force of santa's winter boots. We will have the Elf king rise up in the North Pole and bring down that tyrant Santa! The Elves will finally the credit they deserve for not crushing the presents and getting rid of the coal! SCREW YOU SANTA!!!!!