I just realized that my beloved and her daughter are cowfolk.
Do I have to stop eating beef? Must I give up Hamburgers now?
Should I... move to Calcutta? (Breaks down into existential crisis.)
Ones things for sure: The Burger King ain't getting near my loved ones!
(Cocks my Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40-Watt Range to full bore.)
Cumming to theaters summer 2069: TAKEN! Dhalsim VS The Hamburgler.