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I just realized that my beloved and her daughter are cowfolk.

Do I have to stop eating beef? Must I give up Hamburgers now?

Should I... move to Calcutta? (Breaks down into existential crisis.)

Ones things for sure: The Burger King ain't getting near my loved ones!

(Cocks my Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40-Watt Range to full bore.)

Cumming to theaters summer 2069: TAKEN! Dhalsim VS The Hamburgler.

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Sharks eat smaller fish, some IRL cultures eat smaller primates

You don't have to start eating grass or anything. The difference between cows and cowfolk is that one has personhood and the other doesn't.

Hmm, good point, good point... But still, I think I'll leave the steak for my dudes nights out from now on, just to be sure, yeah?

Still though, ain't no damn burger joints moovin' in on mah family! (Powers up my Iron-Bull Power Armor with Repulsor Hooves)

I! AM! IRON-BULL! DA! DA! DA-DA-DAN! DUN-NUN-NUN-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!!!! (Maria is Centauress War Machine Maiden!)