"imagine, walking around for days and days hoping to find someone anyone, and not finding anything except for giant murder blobs. That's a-me. If I had thought if this before, my feet wouldn't hurt like ass..."
but they never would've met and this never would've happened
"...not to sound weird or anything... I don't know what I'd do without you... but that's enough of that so let's just go and never talk about this ever again. EVER"