"yep! I made bacon but I wasn't sure if you wanted turkey bacon or not so I made both...then I didn't know if you liked bacon so I made eggs..vegan and regular..but then I didn't know if you liked eggs so..."
"uh eggs and bacon, normal eggs and bacon would have been fine, but who am I to complain about extra food. I honestly don't know how you even managed to cook all this while I was asleep. Ever considered being a chef?"