the next morning Ruby was still very much asleep it was kinda funny, like in the cartoons when someone would be sleeping, and they’re snoring and everything, that’s what she looked like
"yep! I made bacon but I wasn't sure if you wanted turkey bacon or not so I made both...then I didn't know if you liked bacon so I made eggs..vegan and regular..but then I didn't know if you liked eggs so..."
"uh eggs and bacon, normal eggs and bacon would have been fine, but who am I to complain about extra food. I honestly don't know how you even managed to cook all this while I was asleep. Ever considered being a chef?"
