but-but..... fine
uh you wander through the dead forest ig and all of a sudden you hear a loud sound nearby
Salem looked over in the direction of the sound
"Huh...well that's weird..."
suddenly some rlly hot and cool looking dude came in through the debris
"...oh... I was hoping to find someone who's at least good-looking but you'll do."
"...Excuse me?"
"Geez it's not like I insulted your whole family."
"Not much to insult there since I don't have one. What do you want?"
"uh to get off this dump of a planet, what else? I just need people to help me fix this giant floating ball of crap. You just happen to be the first person I've found."
"Fix it yourself."
"I would love to Marbles, but I can't."
"...Marbles?"
