I love you, okay? I absolutely love your puns. They're downright beautiful. I adore your characters. The slime monsters are just soo cute. I'm really, really, really glad you made this game and that, by some miraculous coincidence in this chaotic universe that I stumbled across it and made the decision to play it. Thank you so much for contributing to the fun times of my life. I love you.
P.S. Not that it matters, but do you really have glasses?