Oh, but he would. The thieves quickly overpowered him, knocking him and his servant onto the ground into a snow bank while they ransacked through his saddle bags.
He slashed at his legs-and they...deflated!? The man had been wearing some kind of stilts-and now that they were down...he couldn't have been more than four feet tall- wait a minute...they were ALL standing on stilts-they were ALL dwarves-