This is how yesterday went
Me spinning on my wobble chair in math, singing El Taxi by Pitbull
"El qu-"
Intercom: "THIS IS A HARDLOCK DOWN. LET ME REPEAT, THIS IS A HARDLOCK DOWN."
...me realizing she never said drill-
*PANIC MODE*
Me then getting off my woble chair, getting under the table as everyone starts yelling
Ivan: "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!"
More girls screaming
Romina next by me, breathing heavily
"Whispering, Are you okay..?"
Romina: "Whispering, Does it look like I'm okay!??!"
Me then rolling my eyes, then looking next by me.
Ivan sitting under the table, eating hot cheetos.
Ivan: "MMMMMMMMMMMMM...BUSSIN."
Everyone giggling-
The teacher go panic mode.
More kid's making noises
30 mins later.
its over.
yay
i'm not dead
woah
i lived
a school shooting.
but my sister is dumb
she was crying
