bro
My friend Michael literally stabbed people with a broken bottle
And then my friend lee jumped into a dumpster and got a bottle cap
And i got to ride a shopping cart all around the parking lot
And we attacked a tree
And we broke a different bottle and a French man yelled at us
And i cut my finger on the bottle (that mike stabbed people with)
And my friend derek harassed people with sour skittles (he threw them at people)