this is the life of me and my ex bestie
ex bestie : I don't like you ,you hear
ME : ok but the real question is do i give a fuck
GIRLFRIEND : no
me: how many fuck do i give
girlfriend : zero
EX bestie : ugh i will make everyone hate you i have a pic of you at a club
Me : yeah and i have pic of you in a strip club on a pole less see who is going to win you little whore
EX bestie : thats why you boyfriend cheat on you with me
me : ooh...ooh.. n-no why HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH i am BI bitch and i like girls more than guys so bye hoe
ex bestie : i bet you girlfriend has i flat ass but mines is bbig
ME : gurl you has surgery but my girlfriend with her big ass dump truck she hella thicc 😩😏😎✌
ex boyfriend : hey babe
ME : ewww don't hey babe me you cheater ( fake crying) i never liked you
ex boy: *walks away and comes back with my gay sassy bestie * idc i am gay look at this cute motherfucker 😩
ME : OMG WOW !
girlfriend :hey ben want to go to the mall
SAssy gay friend : yes yes i motherfucker needs cloth
Me and my ex boyfriend : WE ARE SIMPS
thats the end how killed my ex bestie me and my ex boyfriend are now friends and we are the LGBTQ simps