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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes Ap-PARENT!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a BIG PLUS!
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Cause they had a fight and 2021.
Did you get a hair cut? NO! I got them all cut!
"Dad can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they will fit me."
What rhymes with orange? NO IT DOESN'T!