LMAO
ye
we have shitty um-
people across from us
they do drogas-
thats baddd
oof. I think I found a simple way to explain.
I live in a 3 room apartment one room for my parents and the other two for me, my sisters and my uncle. It's pretty small and all of the tvs are old but it's only temporary rent cause later we're moving into a big 2 story house with A GARDEN and A POOL which makes me seem rich but the place is actually pretty cheap. Next my dad and sister live in a different country for my dad's job and my sister's cooleg. It's pretty average and homey but we do have a flat screen tv with netflix and my pet cat Sugar.
OMG THAT'S THE SIMPLEST I COULD MAKE THAT
GASP ITS MY TIME TO SHINE
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes Ap-PARENT!
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I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.
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Did you get a hair cut? NO! I got them all cut!
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What rhymes with orange? NO IT DOESN'T!