Middle cousin: “let’s play tigrees”

Oldest cousin: “ok”

Me: “ok”

Middle cousin: “I’m a magical unicorn princess who can turn into other animals and I am the best, and I’m the baby ok!!!”

Me: “ok, I’m a cheetah”

Oldest cousin: “I’m a tiger and I can turn into other animals and I am the strongest evr!!!”

10 minutes later

Middle: “UGHHBBB GGRGRGRGRRG YOU BIT ME FO REL! GRR WAHHHHHHHHHHHUJILYTXJUSHITDKHJTDBHDUT”

Oldest: “I DIN MEN TOO, NEID, DID I??”

Me: “i don’t know”

Middle: “I HAT YOU, MAM-”

Oldest: “SHUT UP YIU CTYBABY”

ok lol I’m done