hey mumsyyyy
I got a riot at the white house for my birthday this year...
Can I get a less upsetting gift next year?
INDEED MY CHILD I WILL GIVE YOU MANY MANY PRESENTS ONES THAT YOU ASK FOR AND EVEN ONES THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR
but in all seriousness, my birthday is January 6th. That's the day the insurrection on the white house happened-
wow I thought that I was unlucky