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HELLO MY CHILDREN

IT IS MY SUNFLOWERS BOOTIMUS BIRTHDAY...IT IS TIME TO OPEN THE PRESENTS...I GOT YOU A KNIFE.  A ROCKET...A NINTENDO SWITCH....256 BLANKETS...A BIGGER BEDROOM (1325 SQ FT) GOLD JEWELRY...FASHION CLOTHES...GUCCI BAG...YEP THAT'S IT YOU CAN ASK FOR MORE

hey mumsyyyy

I got a riot at the white house for my birthday this year...

Can I get a less upsetting gift next year? 

INDEED MY CHILD I WILL GIVE YOU MANY MANY PRESENTS ONES THAT YOU ASK FOR AND EVEN ONES THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR

but in all seriousness, my birthday is January 6th. That's the day the insurrection on the white house happened- 

wow I thought that I was unlucky