For what it's worth, here's the promised game at long last. Hope you like it!
https://notimetoplay.itch.io/unwanted-hero
You'll notice the built-in help points players at Tunnel Goons, even though the game uses modified rules. That's because I haven't written them down yet. That's my next priority, but maybe after a break. Meanwhile, thanks again for being here, and let me know what you think.