Rio: mmm... you can reserve some studio time if you wanna play alone or we could schedule a concert for you... both for what i think is a reasonable fee :)
‘Id like a concert please.’
rio: fabulous :)
‘How much would that be?’
rio: mm we charge 200 an hour without included instruments, complementary cough drops, water, sticks and picks..
200 an hour? Oh geez. If we bring out own equipment would we have to pay for taht?”
Rio: nah, not if you bring your own
‘ok, for an hour. What time can we come?’
rio: hmm i hafta check our website -insert that passive agressive hard receptionist typing- mmm we have an opening next week from 8-9 pm :)
‘We’ll take that.’
He gave the money
