"Wait-you're a god!?"
"Mh."
"Damn...what are you a god of...?"
"Appearance and dignity."
"Oh-well-I don't have that second one but..."
"Hm..?"
"I'm not very dignified..."
"Oh..well..I mean..I don't know what to do about that but..I mean..I cant really do anything.."
"Oh! No-I-I wasn't asking you to. I'm fine the way I am..."
"Alright..well were almost there.."