The Ministry of Recent News reports!
At the latest meeting of the Cabinet, the Wise Leader sharply criticized the policy of lootboxes (from Latin lutis boxum – civilized robbery).
According to the Wise Leader, it is unacceptable to force the citizens to pay through the nose for what should have cost nothing; instead the Government must stick to socialistic values!
By order of the Wise Leader, the Ministry of Social Justice announces a Happy Week and 50% off the full price!
