ummmm...I'm really sorry but is your username a John Mulaney reference? Because-because if so...that's amazing...
ha! I should never become a stand up comedian. My jokes suck. I mean have you heard the "I'm gonna 'sew' you" joke... it's so cringy. It's a play on words but it sucks... like why? I just made up another sucky joke about the same thing.
Y/N: hey your company did *mumble mumble* I declare you fix this or shut down your company!
Me: *didn't listen* I'm not shutting down my company! If you want me shut it down SO SUE ME!
Y/N: ... well ok.
Me: and that's exactly what they did. They sued me.
oh god. Someone please make me stop. I can't make jokes unless it's sarcasm.