"-uhm Deku...Please don't be mad at me but um....Well when me and Ochako went to go see if you had any secret diaries...-uhm well I kind of...broke all of your All Might figurines...
Blame Bakuho .-. I don't even know if I spelled that right...But basically Bakugo was telling us about how when he was young and friends with Deku, Mama Midoriya (Inku Midoriya) would make Deku and Bakugo a special dessert that has been in the family for a while. It was called "Better Than Sex" Cake! (yes thats an actual cake my mom made it for us about a week ago basically its cake the icing and fruit but the cake gives the fruit a better taste!) anyways Bakuho's been craving for some for a while so then he pointed at me and Ochako and said that we should sneak into his bedroom see where he kept the recipe (Deku had some recently 'cause he has a copy of Inku's recipe book that she gave him) At first Ochako and I refused, we didn't want to sneak into poor baby Deku's room...But Bakugo said, "YOU WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY IT!". Again we refused Ochako even said, "Do you even know how to cook?". "You're right! While you're at it, steal Deku too!" Boi at this point my blood was boiling, steal deku!?! So at this point my quiet, reserved self was way beyond mad so I ended up responding with, "STEAL DEKU!?! STEAL DEKU...YOU WANT US TO STEAL DEKU!?! ARE YOU MENTALLY INSANE!?! YOU GUYS USED TO BE FRIENDS! AND NOW HERE WE ARE WITH YOUR STUPID IGNORANT A** WANTING US TO STEAL BABY DEKU!?! SIR, I GOT THREE WORDS FOR YOU...
GO
GET
HELP!
AND SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS! BUT HONESTLY YOU WANT US TO STEAL DEKU JUST FOR A STUPID PIECE OF CAKE!?!
After I kicked a chair and yeeted it at Bakugo...while yelling...Everyone was recording the WHOLE thing...Even the part when Bakugo started the story...just because they wanted to keep the story a memory...but anyways me and Bakugo ended up having a fist fight...the others didn't try to stop us due to being completly shocked..After a few minutes they finally came back into reality and stopped up...I can't really say who won 'cause Bakugo ended up getting on top of me and punching me about 20-30 times My jaw is still sore... but then I kneed him where it hurts and kicked him in the stomach about 20-25 times I think that I even broke a rib...Let's see...then Mr. Aizawa came crawling in on his sleeping bag thing and just rolled his eyes and said "Children" and slithered on...Anyways after they pulled us apart and we calmed down...he started yelling at me and Ochako saying, "IF YOU DON'T DO IT I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON DEKU AND I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR INSTRUMENTS" so ye thats it we kind of had to I know that you probably wanted me to just tell you to look up in the chat where Deku and I were talking but nah you got a few paragraphs instead .-.