I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I LOVE IT WHEN ARIANA GRANDE SAYS GEE OR SHEESH .-. anyways on the the birth story .-. (yell warning) (FOR MGM ALT OLDER SISTER)
YOUR OLDER SISTERS BIRTH WAS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE...WHY? 'CAUSE THAT PIECE OF SH*T FATHER OF YOURS (ye by the time I had your older sister your father and I had already broke up .-.) HAD THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO SAY..."I found a nEW wife who is WAy better than you, so I'm going to take this child for us" YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THEN!?! THOSE IDIOT DOCTORS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME!... THIS IS HOW I CAME UP WITH MOMJUTSU RULE #176 #177 AND #178 #179 #180 and #181...MOMJUTSU RULE #176...If someone you absolutely LOATHE someone who keeps coming near you...say this, "FRICKING LEAVE ME ALONE, ITS FREE" AND THEN IF THAT PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE THEN NEXT COMES IN MOMJUTSU RULE #177 IF A PERSON DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE EVEN THOUGH ITS FREE AND NOW YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEM INTO NEXT WEEK...BEAT 'EM UP! NOW....ONTO MOMJUTSU RULE #178 if some crazy doctors are laughing at you while you are having a baby...then take all the cord things off .-. and BEAT 'EM UP! Momjutsu Rule # 179 If your baby pops out 30 minutes in and helps you in attacking those idiot doctors then let the baby UNLEASH THE FURY...now onto momjutsu rule # 180...if your baby starts laughing at the screams of the doctors in pain...it means that they are a psycho...but then again be proud of your child for following after your mother.......momjutsu rule #181 If your baby already knows how to walk, how to talk, already has teeth, and is a psychic...then your baby is the next Saiki K
Anyways ye all of those things happened and we walked home together and ate some ice cream and another reason you know that mah child is a psycho is 'cause your older sister ate the ice cream with her teeth anyways ye I told y'all that I give birth to y'all fast .-. besides from...who was it? I think that it was Idrownkidsinoil's birth I think that it was yours that took 72 hours 'cause you wanted to watch attack on titan...but then again that could've been shrekstwin .-. idk the only thing that I can remember about shrekstwins birth is that you started to sing that maya the bee song..but anyways this is about your older sister so...
ye I got custody of your older sister when we went outside of the courtroom thingy .-. she kicked him where it hurts :D I'm so proud of you mah child! you are just like me! :D