I'm going to start with YOUR LOCAL OVERLORD who doesn't want to admit that I'm your mother! :D oki doki so Overlord said something about pits of hell? Pits of hell in not a good enough word sweetie... *clears throat*
HONEY I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A DESERT! THIS BURNING SCORCHING KIND OF FEELING STARTED AND THEN i STARTED TO BURN UP SO I TOLD THOSE SHITTY DOCTORS TO GET ME SOME ICE..DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE JACKASSES TOLD ME!?! THEY SAID "Ma'am we don't have any ice in this building" CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT NO ICE AT ALL!?! NONE!?! ZERO!?! SO THEN I STARTED YELLING THAT ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO GIVE Y'ALL A REVIEW AND YOU ARE GOING TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS SO THE DOCTORS STARTED LAUGHING AT ME I WAS WAY TO PISSED BECAUSE OF THE DOCTORS AND THE PAIN FROM THE BURNING SO I TOOK THE CORD STUFF (idk what its called .-.) AND I TORE THE NEEDLES FROM MY ARM AND I STARTED TO ATTACK THOSE JACKASSES WHICH IS HOW I CAME UP WITH MOMJUTSU RULE #135 IF SOMEONE PISSES YOU OF THE THE EXTENT THAT YOU WANT TO THROW A 1,000 BRICKS ON THEM AND THEN STOMP AND SPIT ON THEIR GRAVE AND LAUGH AT THEIR FUNERAL TO PISS OFF THEIR SAD FAMILY...*clears throat* THEN UNLEASH YOUR FURY...TURNS OUT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH FURY SO THE DOCTORS ONLY WOKE UP FROM A COMA 3 MONTHS LATER ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THAT "one review" ACTUALLY DID END UP BRING THEIR BUSINESS DOWN...YOU KNOW 3 OF THE DOCTORS ARE STILL TRYING TO FIND A JOB TO THIS DAY...:D