Before I go on to the other births let me tell you how amazingi your father was......
YOUR FATHER WAS AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT HE HAD THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY TO CHEAT ON ME WITH KAREN!?! CAN YOU BELIVE HIM I MEAN..HER NAME IS KAREN?! THE ONLY THING I REGRET IS NOT REALIZING IT SOONER! 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT!?! THE SECOND I TOLD THAT DUMBASS THAT I KNOW THAT HE WAS CHEATING ON ME HE JUST UP AND LEFT! THIS IS 1 OF THE REASONS WHY I TAKE YOU GUYS WITH ME WHEREVER I GO 'CAUSE IF WE EVER MEET THAT JACKASS I'M GOING TO TEACH YOUR MOMJUTSU 101 :D