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that reminds me of: A woman went to a therapist and said she keeps feeling that there's something under her bed. The therapist told her to have one session a week with him. The woman didn't come to her first session. They met on the street and the therapist asks why she didn't come. She said a bartender had already solved her problem. He asked how and she said that he told her to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nothing under there now XD
But I'm like: well now it's just in a diff place like your closet or smthng.
so yeah that's it.