ummm excuse me but I'M the overlord here...No conquering on my watch!
Well cuz then you'd be conquering my domain! But...you could always conquer other comments threads!
oh you have a kingdom?
also, chainsaws are dope, but I have...CHAINSAW CANNON!
CHAINSAW CANNNONNNNN!
Just for the record, it's a cannon that shoots chainsaws instead of cannonballs. INNOVATION!