Gotcha pal! Since you really want to go out of your way to play this game, I will too, so let me help you with that. Any way we could privately message each other?
Oh yes definetly!
My prefferable way would be Steam, you can add me here.
Too bad Itchio doesn't have a DM system and i rather not put my email in a public comment to avoid spam.
But if it's too problematic for you to reach me on Steam, i could also use Telegram or Facebook.