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Para: *hooooooly*

Para: your uncle is my boss kiddo???.......i mean i knew.....hey, did Offenderman.......y'know?......sorry if thats personal, but he tried doing "that" to Sally once......got a rock to his head....

shark tooth: what no *blushes* he and I are together

offenderman: *jumps out and picks up shark tooth* hey baby~

shark tooth: *blushes* oh hi *hugs him*

Para: *Offenderman has tried to r___ her at least 68 times* touch me and i kill everyone here, including you, then myself, got it?

Para: so annyyyways!! c'mon everyone l̵͎̻̜̀̈́̽̃̕ê̵̳̩͕͕̖͖̙̏̃̃̒͋͝a̴̰̅͗̽̊̓̏̋̄̾v̸̨̛̬͕̪͖̲̤̖̻̊̌͌̀̄̊͜è̶̪͉̓̂́̿ ̴̧̞̳̥͎͎̓t̸͚̟̠͗̈́ͅh̷̫͖̜̺̣͌̍̊e̶̩̻̥̙̺͒̓͋̓̿͑̽͐̓͘ ̶͚͕̘̭̣͙͌͆͛̈́̊̅͊̆̕s̶̨̳͙̉̔͆́̎̄͘͝ͅẹ̵͙̩̱̤̿͆̄̉͑̂͝x̸̨̥̟̗̱̥̀͆̚ͅ ̷̻͚͑͐̀̑͐̉̆̋̽͝o̷͇̗̖͉̞̻͖͆͗̔̽͛̽͐̎̀f̸̪̀̿̿̊̓̀̓͝f̷̧̳̞̠̺̦̥̺͎̪̑̓͒̚ě̷̡̺̰͎̜͑͜n̷̫̫̱̩̒͗̚͜͠d̷̩͇̙̪̒̇̔̓̒͠͝ͅè̶̠͎̊̎̑͘r̸͖̮̜̟̤͇̪̍͊͌͝ ̴̖̋̀͋̀ḩ̴̨̗͍̗̤͇̬̓̅̀̏̂̍̕͠ë̶̺̮́r̷̢̛̖͉͚̥̚͝e̸̢̡̜̬̲̳̞̲̙̜͂

Shark tooth: what did i tell you your not a dog

Offenderman: Woof *licks shark tooth's face*

shark tooth: if you were a dog you would not- wait why is he not able to come in?

Para: reasons....very personal and private reasons.......id rather not say said reasons in front of a child

Para: *just keeps walking*

srry had to go

Para: because reasons i wont say in front of a child, now you two, follow me, B*tchface McB*stard, stay here or ill rip your head off and feed it to Jack, got it?

sam: he try to f**k yo

Shark tooth: PFFFHAHAHA 

Offenderman: no don't say ting like that baby girl

Sam: heh heh

Para: yes kid, he did, in front of his own brother and my boyfriend, and Sally

Para: ad by the way, you can come for...i dunno, a day, but if you try to r__e Sally again, ill give you Hell, trust me

shark tooth: YOU WHAT *hits offenderman*

offenderman: OW 

Sam: inside time *rubs her face* me tired

Para: whatever, im used to being everyones toy, so just c'mon

*whenever y'all arrive at le mansion*

*you arrive at a old, Victorian mansion, its the most beautiful thing youve ever seen*

Para: *knock knock*

Toby: *answers the door* oh hi Para!!.....oh, *erratic head twitch* its you

Shark tooth: Hi I'm shark tooth

Sam: GRRRR

Offenderman: *slowley falls to the ground* 

Shark tooth: What are you doing?

Offenderman: I'm have a BREAK DOWN *crys*

Sam: no be sad *sits with him*