I've decided to try using a standard format for all my feedback this time around. Please excuse me if I come across as overly curt or miss something important about your game. I'm writing these all quite hastily as there are a lot of games in the jam this year!
What I liked
The premise is hilarious.
The graphics are oldschool and work perfectly here.
The face-plant animation is absolutely hilarious.
The gameplay is annoying but actually kind of fun.
What I didn't like
Being sent back to the very beginning when you die (or at least the beginning of a large section) is incredibly irritating.
Did I think it was so bad it was good?
Absolutely.
My thoughts on the modifier implementation
Impossible via a degenerate feature? An interesting take on things.
Other remarks
I didn't get very far into the game. I kept dying and wasn't willing to keep playing the beginning over and over again.
Verdict
I didn't get very far into this game but it was funny, had a neat gameplay mechanic, and definitely so bad it's good.
If you have any questions, comments, queries or concerns, please reply and I'll do my best to get back to you.