Para: *aw**sad smol* but he prol-ly did da ____ _____ to you and yew did a ____ ____
Me: Para, dont say that, just say sex
Para: was-nt that off
Me: true true
Me: *spiking my coffee with Ciels rich people liquor* yeah okay kid.
Para: *boop!*
Me: *sees Ciel coming**hides the stolen liquor*
Para: isnt gonna tell Ciel becuz he is no longer her favorite*
Me: *offended because i actualy grew up in a pretty poor family* BiTCH fUck YoU KnOw aboUt pOor
