Para: *hard ____?*
Me: *wakes up* imawakeanddonttalkinmysleep!!!
Me: *sigh* are we talking about sex?
Para: may-be.....me dont know *yes, i think so*
Me: *makes herself coffee* man i cant deal with this now
Para: *ima go giv Kacchan boobies*
Para: *aw**sad smol* but he prol-ly did da ____ _____ to you and yew did a ____ ____
Me: Para, dont say that, just say sex
Para: was-nt that off
Me: true true
