tan: bro there is no way you think this goofy ass is your boss! I can beat him! if I can beat him you 100% can!
Sonic.EXE: Actually, he's my bro, but-
tan: BUT WHAT? you let him boss you around like a DOOR MAT!
Sonic.EXE: no, that's not-
You know what?
This is STILL not going to make us give jack back
tan: every single gpd dam sonic character to torture! just give me jack back!
Sonic.exe: NO.
tan: WHAT CAN I DO TO GET HIM BACK??
Sonic.EXE: ...
Well- actually, nothing.
tan: bro...come on! just give me jack...I don't want to fight...
Sonic.EXE: FINE.
*jack comes out*