Thanks for pointing out the bug, thelordelric. I'll see if I can do anything about that. In the meantime, we're glad you found the game funny! It's the crux of the game and thus my greatest fear with it, but it's encouraging to know we're on the right path. Not that that will stop me from obsessing over each line, ha.
As for Red9, the merchant says it best: Strangeh, strangeh, now that's a weapon!