Twitter as an abyss that screams back. I like it. =)
The ASCII art and animation is great; not a style you see much anymore. The screaming made Twitter sound particularly hellish, like a garden of lost souls.
I did struggle to figure out what I was supposed to do with the phone the first time, but eventually got it. It might help if your friend was the sole Twitter user with a recognizable avatar.
Sorry about the state of the world. =(