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OK, WOW, I am SO glad I changed over my school laptop. Now I have Windows 10 and the game is running as smoothly as ever without all the background stuff I hardly use and only downloaded once to use one time running in the background, and best of all: I can use applications that require new devices, like Visual Studio!

Anyway, there's something rather wrong with the Lil Puss mode for the Math Level in Version 0.1.5. It seems like everything's back to normal, like you just changed the notebook mechanics, despawned the teachers and did literally nothing else crucial, like taking away the items, black-locking some of the doors, taking away the random events, and the rest. So here's some of the adventures I got up to while Viktor just calmly followed me and my shenanigans all the way, while messing up his jacket several times in the process. I have so much to say about the new update, and so far I've only played the Math Level. So for now I'll start with this. Expect many more posts soon.

(DEEP SPOILERS AHEAD! SCAT Y'ALL)





Okay, so this happened yesterday, but I didn't get to finish my post in time and the first thing I needed to do was save it. So I did. The first thing I noticed was that none of the items were gone, and all of the yellow doors were NOT blacked out. I decided to see what's up, and, you know, I might regret this.

Oh, hello there! *war siren*

So the first thing you should be taking away is, uh...All the items and events. And locking the doors. So, I just waved at Viktor and at all of a sudden, as if on cue, the war sirens just started blaring. Apparently I played in just the right way for the RNG simulators to exactly tell that something was wrong.

Anyway, that was probably the least of my concerns.

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So, anyway, speaking of mammals, I'd got 9 notebooks, and was pressing all the gallery buttons. In the meantime, I'd decided to go and eat every rat I could find. And, well...it didn't do me any good, to say the least. Very thirsty, and I almost felt like I was going to vomit because of the nausea and the raw mice I'd just eaten. I could barely line up with anything interactive just to do things since I had to keep balancing myself (never fell over though, which was great), but once I'd eaten only three I realised my stamina bar was maxed out for the rest of the run, and I don't really know why. Might be a bug. Didn't really trust the school drinking fountains though; might have germs. Possibly potentially very lethal germs. Bold of me to say, considering that I'd just eaten like 10 raw mice. But hey, at least I'm a MAD LAD NOW

You probably won't believe the lengths people go to to get on a single subreddit for social gratification. Not that I need that to be satisfied with my self-certified madness...SPARTA!!!!!!

Speaking of that, look down at the massive hole in the restroom. You won't regret it (at least, once you've fallen both prey to cognitive dissonance and literally all the way to the ground and die, unlike in the Spartan culture of traditional botttomless pits you could either wall-jump out of or die of thirst or the Earth's searing temperatures in).


Now, at this point I'd checked all of the buttons, and it seemed that I'd pressed all of them, but the gallery wasn't open. So at this point, after finding out that the tenth notebook was NOT in Classroom 0011 after all, I looked for it in some of the other classrooms, and then I saw a pencil, which I did see quite a few times before (and unsuccessfully attempted to combine with paper), but I suddenly realised what it could've been for LOL.

No stabbing people with pencils in school. 10 seconds of waiting in the punishment room. You have 1 warning. Maybe you'd get what you want if you were to somehow successfully "MUG" Viktor...

After that, I realised I was having exactly the same problem as H0race (in the new version, too) after I swore that the tenth notebook was back at the first classroom, because mark my words, it definitely was there last time I played it in Version 0.1.3. I looked around to see if there was anything, going into the courtyard, and when I looked at it in the light, I saw the skybox panels cutting off the sides, giving away the fact that they were walls.

It's actually rather spooky. Is there something about the red stars/rings? Some meaning, I guess?

And then I decided to go into the RUST labyrinth to have a look around at the newly-lit room, mess around with Freek-a-del'ka, and then clip out of the wall in the corner to the right of the exit door with no collision, which to this day still wasn't fixed, falling into Unreal Engine's void and respawning back at the greeting room, with the ambience unchanged since I'd entered the labyrinth, leaving us both listening to the bit-crushed noises of the secret rooms' walls.

As it turns out, I missed the button in the room concealing Albert's secrets, and went into the gallery without Viktor following me because he was clearly designed to not enter the very room they've been keeping guard, and by the way, you know that in the locker next to the Rusty Knife, they also have four muffins, right? So now you have 13 muffins: one in the "closet" (I'm pretty sure the closet is the storage room and Mr. Cleany-Clean's place is the closet), one on a table, one in a bin, one in a locker, one on the floor near the two bins with "NUTS" Chocolade Bars in them, four in the locker and four in the gallery. Brainiac mode is starting to look SO easy when I consider my plans, considering that now, Mr. Mix gets angry faster, and to make up for that, is now slower than your walking speed, allowing you to "duke" him just as easily as Viktor. Follow that by stockpiling duct tape balls for landmining and a few stamina items (honestly, the nausea isn't even detrimental besides the fact that you lose a twinge of the Air bar, the screen rotates a bit and you walk a bit - anti-ripoff price to pay for a bug giving you infinite stamina, as far as I can tell), and it'll be an absolute breeze. But while we're at the topic of the room concealing Albert's secrets, can I tell you...Now the room that transitions you straight to the start takes you to another Bunker instead, and you exit it by entering the door you came through only to come out of the door that takes you to the courtyard. I think the door should have the Rusty Fork doing that, and without it, teleport you back to the transit area. There are now also plants in the courtyard that slow you down, too. Since Viktor can't go into the doors, he gets as close to you as he can - the other side of the wall, in the Cafeteria. Let me tell you, HE is the little puss for not smashing the window to get to me when he is perfectly capable of busting down doors. So while you're running through the courtyard, Viktor turns around and gets a bit of progress, unlike if you were to enter the other door before the update and get straight to the transit area. But where was I?

Looking for something to do now that the last notebook was nowhere to be found, that's where. After seeing MrDrNose's Twitter I decided to try it myself. So I went to the sick room division entrance, grabbed myself a scalpel, looked for one of the snakes and cut it.


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P.S. You have been killed by: Blood loss. SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME, WHAT I DID WAS AS WORTH AS IMPALING MYSELF WITH A SCREWDRIVER? A cause for a specific death, such as blood loss or insanity, would be nice, such as the causes of them and/or whichever finished you off. Lol...

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> "MUG" VIktor

Wow, either this doesn't mean anything or an extremely obscure reference.... That is so funny, MIX_UP_GAMERS does that thing where he comes to a character closely and makes him look like that for the thumbnail.