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A jam submission

Untitled Throw Dildos At The Dickhead Game [NSFW]View game page

Throw dildos at the dickhead to make him choke on it in this bad-ass politically phallic art-game
Submitted by andyman404 (@andyman404) — 9 hours, 31 minutes before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Graphics#33.9473.947
Sound#64.0004.000
Overall#93.5093.509
Gameplay#123.3683.368
Overall Good#153.3683.368
Modifier#163.1583.158
Overall Bad#433.2113.211

Ranked from 19 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

If you have implemented the modifier, how have you done so?
It would be impossible in real life to cram enough dildos into Dickhead Trunnp's mouth to make him choke on it, and keep him from spewing forth the endless stream of vile, narcissistic, egotistical shit that comes out. This game allows you to try to achieve that impossible task, difficult as it may be.

This game is not impossible to win, but is impossible not to win, given enough contempt for the target of the dildo throwing, and about 5 minutes of perseverence and luck.

Any additional information for voters?
Game aside, make sure you vote the dickhead out of office on November 3 if you're an American. Maybe this game will convince you?

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WARNING: Not safe for work! Not suitable for children. Streamers/LPers: This game goes full screen, even in the web version when you click in it.

In this skill-based dildo-throwing political-phallic art-game, you must clog up the mouth of the impossibly dickheaded dickhead to save the world. His mouth just won't stop spewing dickheaded things, so you'll have to plug it up. Watch out for his sticky tweets!

See the game page for third party assets (only the audio clips and music).

"So Bad" Features:
1. A deep mix of political and phallic content with poor taste! Snowflakes included!
2. Porno-style music and sounds!
3. Ultra-realistic floppy-dildo physics!
4. EPIC "Comic Sans-Serif" font usage!
5. Real Twitter content from a real dickhead (refreshed every 5 minutes)!
6. Unity shader error color prominently featured!
7. Game-as-art & art-as-game!
8. Features the viral "Suck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time. Fuck you!" audioclip of Jeremy Frisch, used in the wrong context in this game.
9. A happy ending (explosive even)!
10. An end screen that doesn't make sense on macOS because I'm just way too lazy to make a mac end screen.

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Comments

(+1)

omfg andy. I included it in my compilation video series of the ‘So Bad It’s Good’ Jam, if you’d like to take a look. :)

Developer

Thanks for playing! I'm sorry you had to see that.

Submitted(+1)

Funny game with an accurate political message. You've excelled at pretty much everything to be rated in the jam. My congratulations.

Host(+1)

This game is amazingly well executed.  The gameplay is fluid and works well. It's fun and involving, and the whole concept is absurdly silly enough to work.

The music and art really fits, and while is a relatively small game in terms of scale, it is so well polished that I really think it stands out as an amazing SBIG entry this year!

Well done!

Submitted(+1)

I might play this game every day.  Bravo.

Submitted(+1)

Fucking bravo. This is terrible, but amazing just on a technical level. 

I also appreciate you spreading the much-needed message of fuck this inbred and get him out of office in November. 

Keep doing this!

Submitted(+1)

I've decided to try using a standard format for all my feedback this time around. Please excuse me if I come across as overly curt or miss something important about your game. I'm writing these all quite hastily as there are a lot of games in the jam this year!

What I liked

It's hilarious.

The quotes, and the quantity of them. I thought the game was going to run out of quotes at any moment but they just kept coming and didn't seem to repeat.

The presentation and style of the game works perfectly. It's very polished in that way and all the elements mesh.

What I didn't like

The actual gameplay is just okay. It works well enough (and what you're throwing makes it funny) but it's actually pretty conventional and a little bit tedious.

Over half the quotes I got seemed to be about the pandemic, I would have preferred to see more variety.

Did I think it was so bad it was good?

My first thought was absolutely, yes, but then I started thinking about that some more. It's a political satire game above all else. I think the concept is so bad it's good, but it's executed far too well to be considered so bad it's good. Ultimately I'm kind of on the fence about this and I think it could be argued either way.

My thoughts on the modifier implementation

It's a bit of a stretch but the writeup explaining it is funny as hell.

Other remarks

This is going to be a very polarizing game. Either you hate Trump and love it out of spite, like Trump but can see the humour in it, or like Trump and lose your shit over it. I respect anyone who puts out that could be so massively controversial.

Are all the cool kids using IL2CPP these days?

Verdict

A hilarious bit of playable satire.

If you have any questions, comments, queries or concerns, please reply and I'll do my best to get back to you.

(+1)

i came to give back love

Submitted

Beat saber 2.0 looks insane! ComicSans :D best of the best

Graphics:   - Pretty legit neat! really really good design. Nice credit screen.

Sound:  - Almost feel it! the quotes were good too!

Gameplay:   - Funny to throw at him!

Overall Bad:   - I think it's not bad enough but I know WHO is bad in this ;)

Overall Good:   - Feels good, almost moan!

Modifier:    - I Know what you did there on the finale!

//Feel free to rate mine! [CHECK THE TRAILER FIRST] https://itch.io/jam/sbigjam2020/rate/679206 //Luv Frum GlitchyDust

Submitted

Beat saber 2.0 looks insane! ComicSans :D best of the best

Graphics:   - Pretty legit neat! really really good design. Nice credit screen.

Sound:  - Almost feel it! the quotes were good too!

Gameplay:   - Funny to throw at him!

Overall Bad:   - I think it's not bad enough but I know WHO is bad in this ;)

Overall Good:   - Feels good, almost moan!

Modifier:    - I Know what you did there on the finale!

//Feel free to rate mine! [CHECK THE TRAILER FIRST] https://itch.io/jam/sbigjam2020/rate/679206 //Luv Frum GlitchyDust

Submitted

An interesting experience! I didn't know all of the quotes used yet, and all I can say is ": (" .

(Not about the game)

Submitted(+1)

I liked it! I'm not American, but I know an ignorant idiot when I see one. Loved the soundbites in the background.

Submitted(+1)

I dun played this on stream and I've not been banned yet.

Do better next time!

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/665041517

Developer

You're very brave! Thank you for playing!

Submitted (1 edit)

What did I just play, btw the game was very glitchy for some reason (browser version)

Submitted

Good Job!!

Submitted

This is my favorite game in this jam so far <3

Submitted(+1)

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