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A jam submission

The most realistic survival game EVERView game page

Can you survive the awful life of an ordinary guy?
Submitted by Yee — 2 hours, 2 minutes before the deadline

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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Design#5202.7272.727

Ranked from 22 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

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Comments

(+1)

Not that great, but could be really cool once it is updated with all the mentioned features

Submitted(+1)

Cool puns, too bad it has no final state. Anyway, I liked it!

Submitted(+1)

Very fun, I liked the ammount of dialog. The game overall was very charming, and the disappointing ending is actually fitting. You should just add "No pizza? Ohh..." and then roll the credits :D

Submitted(+1)

I didn't enjoyed it, sorry.

Developer (1 edit)

It's ok, no need to be sorry, I'm actually quite surprised that there's people saying good things about this crappy unfinished game xD

Submitted(+1)

Don't be so harsh on yourself, there was a strict conditions and time limits. Just see it as the experience. 

Submitted(+1)

You make me wait 5 minutes for NOTHING? At least I read all the dialogue and it's pretty great...

Developer(+1)

Yeah, sorry, I wasn't able to finish the game...

Submitted(+1)

Well, you got me to play your game for 5 minutes. (And 100% it.)

(+2)

I waited five minutes for a pizza. It never came. 10/10 for realism, 0/10 for making me hungry