I take no responsibility for feelings of disgust, anguish, or soul-crushing-sadness felt whilst playing the game. Enjoy!

Just a crappy game made for the father of video games, Jeff Gerstmann.

The captain's away! Time to show the galaxy how a REAL problem-solver gets stuff done! Every situation can only be solved by making a decisive choice: do you ATTACK... or give CHICKEN? Make it so, Commander Ryckert! (Headphones recommended...

So after watching Giant Bomb's Unprofessional Fridays: 10/31/2014 I was left with the image of Jeff Gerstmann sitting there in a penguin costume, struggling to play Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo on a modular CPS-2 setup. I was giggling, I w...