That was funny and dark, well done.

I am a Barbie and found Ken while hugging a tree? :D Hilarious. I really like your humor. Had fun going through this short text game. It is maybe a bit short (or I was not able to find a longer game path), but I still enjoyed it!

Thanks for this time travel to my childhood! :-)

Oh, man. I had hopes for magician after turning that guy into blonde chick with big brest. Guess we can't always have what we want. Well, that was a nice humorous text adventure game.

    Very smoky and funny game ("Bless you", "But I didn't sneeze").Now, as good and bad parts I will put them down.

The good parts:

1. The game is beautifully made.

2. The UI looks good and works well.

The bad parts:

1. The game is too "empty" (it only consists of some text and buttons to press, unfortunately the background is only black).

2. The audio feedback is completely missing (for example, when you choose to explore the area, a sound of footsteps should be heard to give you the feeling that you, as a character, are exploring the place).

3. The game kind of forces you to one ending (only one out of four options was correct, which makes the game a little frustrating considering the fact that it gives you the dead ending). It would have been better if when you make a "less good" choice things get worse for you until you manage to correct your wrong choice (it is better than making a mistake once and die the first time).

4. The game is very short (I think it took me less than 2 minutes to finish as "Angel"). Maybe if I chose something else it would take longer, but after 3-4 button presses (not including the part where I died) I finished the game.

    The game is beautiful, I've seen such types of games before, but which brought a plus from the visual and auditory point of view (instead of a black screen, for example, you can put a picture of a factory because you wake up there , and when you exit you can put a picture with a field, and related to the audio part, at least a relaxing and slow song so as not to disturb the player while he/she "enjoys" the adventure).

    What I liked the most about the game was the fact that it was funny from the point of view of the method of dying and the ending like "Angel".

I had a lot of fun going through each route! I was hoping there was secret one among all the joke ones. Quick note, FF was having issues, so I had to switch over to chrome to get it to work.

Nice story, like the font!

My corpse's been pissed on twice, beautiful submission 👍

Haha, Nice Interesting Game! Great Job!

The game won't seem to start for me. However I liked the introduction on your page, it really sets an interesting tone :-)