Thanks for the laughs! Love the absurdity

I liked your idea with different fun outcomes :)

I enjoy the text-based adventure style, decent game :D

Cool project! It has some good humor to it.

Liked the story telling! I chose to quit my job and announce this in a middle of the meeting ; I would do the same in real life haha. Did you try Angry Shepherd?

Love the humour. The music became a bit repetitive after a while. It is a unique game in the list of games for this jam. Good job :)

Great sense of humour with a really satisfying amount of branching! 

Would love to hear some extra sfx to build the game world as we change locations and events happen

I'm not fans of text-based game. But this one was cool.

A short and branching experience!

This was a very interesting game, and I had fun seeing so many unique endings. I think the writing is great, but some of the other parts of the game could be improved. My main suggestion has already been stated by other commentors: allow the player to speed up/skip to the end of dialogue. Other than that, this is a pretty solid jam game :)

The game is interesting, but I would like to see a bit more art in the game.

The storytelling in this was really great!

good job on this entry!

I pushed lucas out of the way great game i liked ending 3 alot Aswell haha and good sound track

That was a hugely entertaining game! I think my favourite ending was 4. Oops...! Echoing what others have said, I think there should be an option to speed up or skip the text animation, especially as some lines of dialogue are quite long. Great entry, it was super funny.

Who knew, a black screen with white text could be this fun to go through?

The story is coooool...

Very nice! The story is cute, I had fun making David embarrass himself XD