Get up to low-stakes hijinx with this one-page roleplaying game.

You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.

Quick, create a distraction!

You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.

Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!

You're an incompetent scout trapped in ancient and hungry woods.

A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.

Goatgirls. Ratboys. Bin Wizardry. Steal from the trash and stab anyone who tries to stop you.

You're just like a normal beastmaster, but in reverse.

Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.

Make a dungeon with your friends and then rescue your mum from inside it!

They’re out to get us, and we must escape.

Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way

In: The Galaxy's Most Dangerous Funeral

A tabletop RPG of fatal incompetence

Die alone in some godforsaken forest.

This is a FAST and FURIOUS roleplaying game. You dig?

Kiss a beautiful orc boy while the world burns.

Log in, console cowboy.