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In: The Galaxy's Most Dangerous Funeral

A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.

A game in which you must solve a mystery without possessing any applicable skills to do so

Can YOU get arrested for murder before anyone else does?

Log in, console cowboy.

High school is difficult enough without transforming into a giant monster.

Goatgirls. Ratboys. Bin Wizardry. Steal from the trash and stab anyone who tries to stop you.

You're a time-travelling ghost, you killed Ebenezer Scrooge by mistake, and now the apocalypse is knocking at your door.

Are YOU a bad enough dude to illegally import seven rare breed criminal parrots on a redeye passenger flight?

Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!

You're an incompetent scout trapped in ancient and hungry woods.

You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.

Kiss a beautiful orc boy while the world burns.

Die alone in some godforsaken forest.

You're on a big adventure, but your head keeps falling off.

Quick, create a distraction!

Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way

Get up to low-stakes hijinx with this one-page roleplaying game.

Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.

You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.