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A tabletop RPG of fatal incompetence

You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.

Kiss a beautiful orc boy while the world burns.

You're on a big adventure, but your head keeps falling off.

Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way

Get up to low-stakes hijinx with this one-page roleplaying game.

In: The Galaxy's Most Dangerous Funeral

Goatgirls. Ratboys. Bin Wizardry. Steal from the trash and stab anyone who tries to stop you.

A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.

Log in, console cowboy.

Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.

You're an incompetent scout trapped in ancient and hungry woods.

You're a time-travelling ghost, you killed Ebenezer Scrooge by mistake, and now the apocalypse is knocking at your door.

You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.

High school is difficult enough without transforming into a giant monster.

Quick, create a distraction!

Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!

Can YOU get arrested for murder before anyone else does?

Die alone in some godforsaken forest.