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Can he survive to the end of this Netflix festive special?

Are YOU a bad enough dude to illegally import seven rare breed criminal parrots on a redeye passenger flight?

You're an incompetent scout trapped in ancient and hungry woods.

Diplomacy so powerful it destroys a small town.

You are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR.

High school is difficult enough without transforming into a giant monster.

Steal from the rich in this sawn-off version of the Resistance system.

Steal stuff off a wizard, but not in a dramatic "level 20" sort of way

Perform minimum-wage jobs to earn money to spend on gas. The only problem is that your arm keeps turning into a big gun

A game in which you must solve a mystery without possessing any applicable skills to do so

If you're quick enough, you can eat all the canapes before anyone notices you're a farm animal.

In: The Galaxy's Most Dangerous Funeral

You're on a big adventure, but your head keeps falling off.

A game of magic, woodland creatures, and brutal murder.

Kiss a beautiful orc boy while the world burns.

You're a bunch of raccoons trying to drive a car.

A tabletop RPG of fatal incompetence

Goatgirls. Ratboys. Bin Wizardry. Steal from the trash and stab anyone who tries to stop you.

Fight crime! Rectify injustice! Piss off the cops!

Die alone in some godforsaken forest.